“Sir, another new follower.”

“Is is deadpoolian? Because I’m pretty sure someone already said hello to—”

“No, sir; this time it is a user called lokineedstherapy.”

lokineedstherapy…? Well, they’re not wrong.”

“Apparently, sir, they feel the same about you.”

“What?”

“The subtitle of their blog continues on to read ‘…and so does Tony Stark’.”

“…Yeah, okay then.”

Welcome to my blog, lokineedstherapy! (And deadpoolian too!)